these shoes were made for hobbling

     Im torn between thinking these shoes are insane and amazing .i feel for women who wear heels they are crazy snd wonderful things. if i had the option i would wear them all and feel fabulous while i fall to the ground screaming. o how sexy would i be gnashing my teeth  and massaging my bruised ankles after falling of the nina ricci's.  really i think i could look elegant while my feet contort from silent cramps. even though shoes that high aren't practical i still wish mens shoe were that high , maybe because the short kid in me wants to tower over people.