look ma no pants

The styling for john galliano’s newest collection for Dior couture has me thinking . how can i pull off the sans pants trend without coming off like that creepy open robe guy down the street.

So lets review the options

option 1)bike shorts - the classy yet daring option, true they don’t leave much to the imagination but at least they don’t scream I wear my underwear on the outside

option 2) lady gaga spanky pants
Really i mean really yeah there is just no way .

Seriously there can only be one lady gaga ,and the image of a full grown man in hot pants walking down the street blasting raindrops by basement jaxx would scar way to many people to imagine.

So I think Ill stick with the first option hip hugging ,thigh crazing bike shorts and ill just be that guy who lazes about in exercise gear while eating junk food.